Melissa The Foodie
When my husband and I first got married, we thought it would be a great idea to buy a 20-pound bag of onions, chop them all up at once, and freeze them. As you might imagine, this endeavor was fraught with peril. If you had been there, you would have been rolling your eyes and laughing as you watched us crying, coughing, and running out of the kitchen repeatedly. My husband eventually resorted to wearing swim goggles to finish the task.Next on our list of dumb ideas…
Melissa The Home Girl
Raise your hand if you’ve ever moved. (Everyone’s hand should be up). Raise your hand if, as you were packing, you wondered, “Where the HECK did all this stuff come from?” Now raise your hand if you realized that you had way too much stuff.If you’re like most people, your home is overflowing with things you don’t even like or want. This is a problem, don’t you think?
A few years ago, we moved from a smaller house to a bigger house, and we filled up an entire 40-foot semi trailer with all our stuff! I couldn’t believe it! I realized at that moment…
Melissa The Fashionista
The night before I met my husband, I dyed my hair fire-engine red. That was not the color on the box. The color on the box was a lovely auburn. Little did I know that dying lovely auburn over the top of natural blonde would make me look like Ronald McDonald’s long-lost sister.To make matters worse, my friend had done the dye job, and a few patches of hair got missed. So I looked like a calico version of Ronald McDonald’s sister. The next day, to fix the problem, I dyed a darker brown over the top. What a relief! Now my hair just looked purple in the sunlight instead of blinding pink!
I wish I could say this was the worst of my fashion faux pas. Unfortunately…