{"id":362,"date":"2014-10-10T13:40:47","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T19:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/icecreaminspiration.com\/?p=362"},"modified":"2018-03-16T14:32:46","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T20:32:46","slug":"pie-crust-for-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/icecreaminspiration.com\/pie-crust-for-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Pie Crust for Ice Cream, Or How I Defeated (Sort of) My Nemesis"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pie crust is my nemesis. If I wrote odes of odiousness about food, pie crust would be at the top of the list. Actually, that is not true. Squid would be at the top of the list, closely followed by konnyaku (a Japanese type of “potato Jello” that is a crime against nature, which I actually have<\/em> written a treatise on which I may share with you at a later date). I don’t object to pie crust because of how it tastes, however, but because I simply cannot conquer its making.<\/p>\n

One day I thought to myself, “This is ridiculous! I am an intelligent person! I am a whiz in the kitchen! I figured out how to make truly crispy breaded Chinese chicken! I can certainly make the perfect pie crust!” So I consulted Martha Stewart. I used her recipe packed with butter and ice water. I flattened the dough into disks. I refrigerated them for the prescribed time. I rolled out the dough, transferred it to the pie dish (without using any pseudo-swear words, or real swear words) and\u00a0I even did a fancy braid with the crust along the edge. It looked beautiful! I thought to myself, “Finally! I have made a masterpiece!” Then I baked it, and the crust on the sides all slid down into the middle,\u00a0and the middle\u00a0puffed up like a German pancake. The braid I had so carefully laid about the circumference followed the rest of the crust into the center of the dish, like a disappointed child forlornly following his mother after she just told him he couldn’t have any pie, because there would be no pie, because she COULDN’T MAKE THE DANG CRUST!<\/p>\n

Let me be clear. I do make pies. Twice a year. On Thanksgiving and Christmas. Because I feel obligated as an American to make Pumpkin Pie and Chocolate Pecan Pie on those occasions. However, the crust is never pretty, and I never have a lovely time making it. Ever.<\/p>\n

So I came up with a brilliant solution. Pie ice cream, with pie crust that does not have to be pretty! I bake up an ugly pie crust, break it in pieces, and throw it in the ice cream. Voila! Problem solved.<\/p>\n

This pie crust is so easy and fast to make. No butter. No forming into disks. No chilling. Just mix it, press it, and bake it. This is my mother’s pie crust recipe, which she uses for every pie she bakes. She has no problems with it, and never even thinks to say bad words or tell it “Good night!” in an exasperated tone. She rolls it out and makes pretty crusts with it, though, so I suppose you could, too, if that were your aim.<\/p>\n

Wait until your ice cream is ready to be transferred from your ice cream maker to your airtight container before adding the crust. Break the crust into bite-sized pieces, and then drop them by hand into your ice cream. Gently fold the pieces into your ice cream. Don’t just dump the crust directly from the pie plate, or you’ll get little crumbs in your ice cream, which will just mess up the texture of your ice cream.<\/p>\n

And if anybody thinks they have a recipe for pie crust that even I<\/em> could conquer, (for use with actual pies) please leave it in the comments or send me an email. Some day before I die, I would like to actually enjoy<\/em> making a pie.<\/p>\n

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